Intimacy: Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my...

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

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By Jill - 09/04/2011 22:00 - United States

Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML

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By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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By Employee - 07/08/2012 19:17 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML

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By RowerBud - 02/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML

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By AlexaSt2611 - 25/08/2010 00:08 - Paraguay

Today, I was enjoying a nice shower in the morning. While I was massaging the shampoo out of my hair, I saw the gardener walking past my bathroom window, yelling "Good morning" and waving in my direction. My left boob politely waved back at him. FML

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Cute but… TMI

By heytherexo - 05/04/2009 02:10 - United States

Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

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Big one

By Cnscott0205 - 17/11/2019 14:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I accidentally touched someone's boobs. It was a man. And I noticed that they were bigger than mine. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 14:30

Today, I was so disgusted by my own body, I took a shower in the dark so I wouldn't have to look at myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2020 03:00

Today, I was on the toilet and jumped when I saw a face at the window. It was my own reflection. FML

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Monday 23 November 2015 19:32

This is the breast story I've ever heard.

thecitizen 15

Monday 23 November 2015 19:26

Become a model ;)

Comments

8Dirty1 24

Monday 23 November 2015 19:36

you're too sexy for your shirt

WolliBolli 23

Tuesday 24 November 2015 3:40

The proper use of you're and your made me slightly happier than the fml... Maybe it's just me :P

Yastafari 16

Monday 23 November 2015 19:38

I literally laughed out loud. LOL

julako 22

Tuesday 24 November 2015 1:39

twice?

Geckosrock99 33

Tuesday 24 November 2015 3:40

Duh, the mental image is pretty funny.

yepthisisit 15

Monday 23 November 2015 19:38

This made my day, thank you.

why57why 21

Monday 23 November 2015 19:40

*clevland voice* oh that's nasty

Bansheefaerie 9

Monday 23 November 2015 19:42

my son told his dad that he has boobs

Jonathan_71038 6

Monday 23 November 2015 19:49

Lol ? took me off guard

Tripartita 44

Monday 23 November 2015 19:50

Autosexuality is nothing to be ashamed of; I wish you and yourself all the best.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 November 2015 2:45

I love cars too. you meant autoeroticism, right?

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 24 November 2015 5:12

No. Both words contain the prefix "auto", so if one word refers to cars, both would. Simply Googling the term "autosexual" returns websites and articles expounding on sexual attraction to oneself. Your love of cars falls under mechanophilia.