By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

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Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
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Nederlander95 14

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

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Cheezits4dayz 14

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

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cjwayy 22

I'm more interested in how you can eat popcorn sexually.

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EvilTurtle 35

She grabs it with her thumb and her pointer finger, she slowly puts it up to her mouth and licks it, then she eats it. Hmm‚ sounds hot.

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sayyestothedress 24

Ok look, by accident I clicked interrogation point ok? **** off

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sayyestothedress 24

Why the **** was my comment moderated! All I said was that I put this: "?" By accident!

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beezybaby4714 20

I laughed way too hard on this one. Not because it happened to someone but because I can see myself doing this..

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pandoralilybelle 13

How does someone even eat popcorn seductively?

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starcaller17 16

Well, I'm a Boy Scout, saving my girlfriend's life would not be a turnoff...

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vikky538 28

total turnoff... next time try with hotdogs..

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Epikouros 31

Let's hope your boyfriend has a breathplay and vomit fetish.

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