Intimacy: Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting...

By Nat - 13/09/2014 06:29 - United States - Frisco

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 21:59 - Switzerland - Zurich

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend, when things got a little frisky and we started making out. It was my first time French-kissing, and apparently he has a very sensitive gag reflex, because the moment my tongue went in, he started retching, and vomited moments later. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 17:08 - United States - Fresno

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By Danielle - 25/10/2020 11:02

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By BlueBirdWings - 06/03/2012 07:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML

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By SMS123 - 25/06/2010 19:42 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML

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Saturday 13 September 2014 16:12

If you puke from popcorn I'm terrified of what happens when you go down on him

Cheezits4dayz 14

Saturday 13 September 2014 16:19

Mmmm yeah... does this turn you o- BLEAAAUUGH

Comments

thundermoo 16

Saturday 13 September 2014 20:21

I can't imagine what in the world made you think that was a good idea. On the bright side, now you know better.

Tawnkat 13

Saturday 13 September 2014 20:38

That is so stupid... Popcorn is not sexy. Ever.

Mushroomtipbob 5

Saturday 13 September 2014 21:27

you should have tried eating a bannana

Baka_Me 23

Saturday 13 September 2014 21:41

How do you even eat popcorn sexually?

ChristinePi 36

Saturday 13 September 2014 21:50

How do you eat popcorn seductively? I am so curious now.

karly55 12

Saturday 13 September 2014 22:03

How do you sexually eat popcorn???

thepelvicwoo 8

Saturday 13 September 2014 23:10

More like F your boyfriend's life.

fookmi 0

Sunday 14 September 2014 1:06

"Eat the popcorn kind of sexually"

silly_rabbit387 10

Sunday 14 September 2014 5:00

Somewhere in moderation is a guy saying "today me and my girlfriend were getting sexual while watching a movie. She tried to eat her popcorn sexily and then chocked. FML."