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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Miko - 01/02/2009 16:45 - United States

Today, my friend caught me watching a movie on Oxygen instead of the Super Bowl. I'm a guy. FML

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By Zxz - 08/04/2013 21:51 - Canada

Today, the power was out. I tried to explain to my boyfriend that he wouldn't be able to watch any TV until the power came back on. His response was, "But we have Netflix." FML

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By Stinky. - 09/04/2012 03:29 - United States - Chicago

Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML

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Not an Addams Family person

By Anonymous - 03/01/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriend spend all day pouting that I wouldn't watch 'Wednesday' with her, despite my giving the pilot a chance and hating it. Yet when I choose a show, I usually get five seconds before, "What is this? I don't like it! Turn it off." FML

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Spoiled

By RIP - 30/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML

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By unwanted - 24/12/2011 02:24 - United States

Today, I realized my wife often switches the TV channel from the crime dramas we both like, to Hollywood gossip shows that I can't stand, just to get me to leave the room. From the other room, I can see that she switches back once I've left. She's probably been doing this for years. FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By dramaqueen - 14/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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By singlesummer - 25/06/2012 08:32 - United States - Compton

Today, I was watching a movie alone, after receiving a text from my boyfriend saying that his grandma was at the hospital, so he couldn't go with me. I caught him on a date with another girl, at the same movie screening that I went to. FML

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By rissalynn - 15/07/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend's mother called me lazy. Her days consist of sitting on her couch watching Fox News. I'm a college athlete who also has a part-time job, yet I'm the lazy one. FML

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dewberry2001 25

Tuesday 31 December 2013 6:56

You may be the luckiest too. Never know.

Kamon97 23

Tuesday 31 December 2013 7:29

See you had me until you mentioned the ******* patriots...

Comments

atm3334 5

Tuesday 31 December 2013 9:43

Wow just wow

Curlytwirly22 17

Tuesday 31 December 2013 9:48

He may just be gay no offense just warning you so your relationship doesn't go to hell

Elharrouchi 6

Tuesday 31 December 2013 9:50

In the world

rawlings123 17

Tuesday 31 December 2013 9:53

Just because he's not crazy about sports doesn't mean he's gay. Lately ive been watching less and less sportscenter because it gets repetitive.

KazuTrumpet1512 21

Tuesday 31 December 2013 10:05

We men like FOOTBALL here in 'Murica! But seriously, share TV time. Compromise is good.:)

grumpy94533 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 10:37

You're not the only one :)

crooklynkid 11

Tuesday 31 December 2013 10:50

47, she clearly stated she handed him the remote. Which means she pretty much gave him her permission to change the channel

Gittoh 21

Tuesday 31 December 2013 11:44

my favorite movie genre are thrillers and horrors, my bf like cartoons and stand up comedy, so I know how you feel! (my bf hates sports - lucky for me :D)