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By leigh2812 - 05/01/2010 22:03 - France

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:05 - United States - Rogers

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were, "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML

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By violated ._. - 22/08/2013 22:45 - United States

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By go fish - 08/07/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend gently pointed out that when we hug, it's our stomachs that touch first. FML

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By Queen_of_Night - 27/10/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was reaching over to give me a hug for no reason. I said "Aww, You're sweet! I love you too!" He looked confused and said, "That's great, but I was reaching for the remote." FML

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By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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By whywilson.. - 02/03/2010 01:17 - Canada

Today, I watched Cast Away with my girlfriend after not seeing it for a year. I forgot how sad it was when Wilson "dies" at the end. I cried. My girlfriend told me to man up. FML

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By FayBerry88 - 04/07/2020 08:08

Today, my four-year-old son asked me for a "boobie hug" in Walmart. It's something his dad thinks is cute and I've just gotten used to, so I hugged him without question. From the other end of the aisle, a strange man asked, "Can I have one too?" FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By Wow - 11/04/2013 12:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML

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Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:08

That's hilarious, I hope he wasnt to serious about it.

phara_fml 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:18

You should have hugged him back and said, "And this is how you hug a douche bag."

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Consequences 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:33

YDI for taking everything he ever says or does in the worst possible way, and for never actually discussing it before you have a fit over it.

lifeisaplay 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 17:06

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!

Klabauterpete 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 17:07

Depends on whether you really have whale-like characteristics.

phatdaddy 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:50

I wonder if she has a blowhole. I also wonder if that's the only reason her boyfriend's willing to date such a fatty...

xenomorph 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:41

Not quite FML: he thought your question was inane, so he gave you a sarcastic response.

TheMichaelIsFres 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 18:58

call Jenny Craig that always helps YDI

CarolinaDrama 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:04

Actually if my boyfriend said that to me I wouldn't be offended. We always call each other names, like beaver, chicken. Ha.

Darksun1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:54

SOMAgirl? you incredibly amazed me. we need more free fun-loving women like you!!

jies 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 20:03

Okay, maybe he was just trying to show you how you hug a whale. Like anything else... you wrap your arms around it. And you're an idiot for not knowing that. You're probably just too sensitive, or (pssh, or, most likely!) you're another one of the idiots on this site that think their life is so bad, and that "nobody understands them". Get. A. Life. Stop being a baby, at least you have a freaking boyfriend. Go out in the world and have some fun and stop calling up your girlfriends going, "Oh, you know what he did? He hugged me when I asked how do you hug a whale! boo-hoo-hoo!" Cry me a freakin' river.