Kids: Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump...

By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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By Missyangel - 31/12/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, my 7 year-old looked at me and stated, "When I grow up Mommy I want to be fat just like you." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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Today, my 5 year-old daughter saw me getting ready to sit down in a fold-out camp chair, and told me, with a big smile on her face, "Daddy, you're too fat to sit in that chair. You'll break it with your big butt." Out of the mouths of babes, I guess. FML

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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By JCC - 18/05/2011 10:57 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML

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By Jessika - 07/08/2009 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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Rico5037 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:21

I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind

aback 4

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:55

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

Comments

FerrariCake 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 7:56

What she really meant to say was "why the **** would you compare your athletic ability to mine?"

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:03

dont worry she will be a fat little girl in no time.

FMLjudge007 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:45

OH NO!! some one stated the obvious you are ****** now. you know that little girl is gonna go around letting people know your fat your BIG secret is out FYL NOT

jchansfan 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 11:47

You should kick her in the happy sacks. Its all the rage on this website. =)

Dani_Babe 0

Monday 30 November 2009 8:33

LMAO!!! i nearly pissed my self at this!! seriously ive seen happy sacks sooo many times on this site lately and it makes me laugh!!! happy sacks.. sounds like a toy from maccas or some shit LOL!!

HighLife19 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:32

Haha, I would've kicked that kid's ass! She will regret saying that once she falls and breaks her leg!

xSamsungx 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 5:21

Dont worry im pretty sure she meant pH fat

lmfaoooalldai 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 23:31

lmfaooo i couldn't breath when i read this!!!, maybe you should loose some weight big momma

dethstruk 0

Sunday 6 December 2009 0:56

ok this is the point where you ban the little girl from your house if someones gonna call u fat in your house no matter what age they don't need to be at your house

celine21_fml 0

Monday 27 August 2012 3:52

I agree. And what's with this generation of kids, they act like little brats (well some do not all) not trying to offend anyone

princezz 0

Monday 14 December 2009 1:51

If my daughter or son's friend said that to me, I wouldn't let him go to our house anymore because it is disrespecting me AND being a bad influence to my daughter or son.... I don't want them to be a brat like him or her.

kickle127 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 22:26

lol that's when u kick the brat out of your house and call her mom.... But seriously? Why does everyone keep saying YDI for being fat?? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard...