Kids: Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump...

By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML

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Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By Jessika - 07/08/2009 09:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I finished a ballet class with a group of seven-and-unders. Afterwards, a new student's mother came up to me and thanked me, saying she was glad that her daughter had a "role model with a, ahem, fuller figure" and "not to worry about my weight." I have never thought I was fat before. FML

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Rico5037 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:21

I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind

aback 4

Wednesday 25 November 2009 20:55

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

Comments

Boddmon 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:04

YDI for being fat..

TheLoneWolf87 4

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:13

Take you revenge! Jump on the trampoline and break it! Or you could eat them both.

alexandraa_fml 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:35

nom nom nom

betamaxjim92 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 21:30

Use your fat for revenge! Simply dive onto the trampoline and watch the kids go flying into outer space!

DuckyOfDoom 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:04

Crush them with your mighty rolls!

baby_gurl2405 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:05

wow, you need to teach her some respect! its never okay to even joke about things that can hurt peoples feelings

ROFLDOCTOR 1

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:19

LOL! Sucks to hear that, OP. Like somebody else here said, I'd have told her she wouldn't be doing it anymore either, and that she should get the **** out. Next time she says or does anything rude like that again, don't offer her a ride - tell her to call one of her parents and that they have to come and pick her up because of her smart ass. :]

Jason_Q 4

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:34

YDI for being fat...

killinmesmalls 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 22:45

holy shit...another FML about a kid calling someone fat...CRAZY! Get over it and do something about your obesity instead of crying over it on this website.

Emperor_Jim 0

Wednesday 25 November 2009 23:03

Yeah, seriously. There needs to be an entire section of FML's composed of stories about how fat chicks get offended when people point out that they're fat. Stupid.