By madeyoulaugh - 25/11/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I was watching my 7 year old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied " Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
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Rico5037 0

I wouldve said your dad doesn't seem to mind

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aback 4

Think I'd have told her, "Well, guess who can't do it *anymore*? You! Now get the hell off my trampoline and go home."

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xoxcinderellaxox 0

one of the things i love about kids. they never lie, that's why they're the ones that i ask when it comes to picking out things.

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fuckducks 0

ydi for being fat stupid bitch unless your pregnant

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mps1969 8

You should ground her to her room till she's 18 .

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scateice 0

Maybe you were just fat. When I was 6/7, I didn't go around thinking everyone was a fatty :/

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blastvortex 3

She might be right. =p Then again, she is a brat. Since she is a guest in your home, you can also scold her for it. ㄟ㋛ㄏ

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army1312at 0

you might wanna use the trampoline now and then, if you are tired of fat people crying dont read it

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5upernova 3

Kids and the stuff that come out of their mouth! O_O

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Chopperman_fml 0

Adults and the stuff that goes into their mouth! :O

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thirteenyearold 0

dude this is like really sad. My father owns a gym and hes 43 and still does CRAZY flips on the trampoline

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