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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Deep Sigh? More like Deep Throat

By Deep Sigh - 14/08/2017 23:15

Spicy

Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML

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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

Spicy

Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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New stars

By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Spicy

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Move on

By Seb - 15/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I watched the new Fallout series, which was pretty good… except for the fact that Ella Purnell looks a lot like my ex. Now it’s 6 a.m., hours before I have to wake up, and I can't keep myself from crying. I broke up with this girl for a number of reasons which seem somewhat valid now, but I regret it. FML

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Top comments

Wizardo 33

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:06

I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.

lil_juggalette 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:07

instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?

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mcplu28 4

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:26

Nothing wrong with being single bro. it's all about you now enjoy it.

jayemerald17 25

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:43

Maybe it was her. And in that case.... She's not the girl to bring home to mom anyways

mintlegendary 14

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:44

It was her

limegreenpoopie 31

Monday 27 April 2015 0:10

It was probably her lol

austin13125 12

Monday 27 April 2015 0:30

If it was a bad break-up, send a link to the video to everyone she knows and convince them it's her.

nitrog100 21

Monday 27 April 2015 1:45

I'm sorry OP. I know how it feels. I once started crying at the gym (which I went to every day to help me deal with the breakup in the first place) because a girl who somewhat resembled my ex smiled at me.

reggieballer 1

Monday 27 April 2015 2:21

Plot twist it was ur ex

mimi_animee 18

Monday 27 April 2015 3:45

Drake is that you?

skehar 23

Monday 27 April 2015 4:01

Plot twist: It was your ex.

sandman676 20

Monday 27 April 2015 4:33

Send it to her parents hahaha

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Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished, I jokingly said, "Who's going to sleep in the wet patch?" He got up and said, "You're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing." It was my first time. FML

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Today, I went on a date with a girl I like. Afterwards, I drove her home, and we just sat there awkwardly. I thought she wanted to kiss me but was nervous, so I jokingly said, "What're you waiting for? Christmas?" I guess she took that as a "Get the hell out", because she broke into tears and left. FML

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML

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