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By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Spicy

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

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Deep Sigh? More like Deep Throat

By Deep Sigh - 14/08/2017 23:15

Spicy

Today, I wanted to get my mind off my ex, so like any other guy I decided to watch some porn and jack it. I see one video with a familiar looking room so I click on it. Guess who I saw getting it from some dude? So much for forgetting about my ex. FML

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By areyouserious - 29/02/2012 10:36 - United States

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Today, I caught myself yelling at the girl in the porn I was watching for looking at the camera every other second. FML

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By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Bed move

By wellokthen - 26/11/2019 18:00 - United States - Birmingham

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Today, my friend sent me a link to a porn video. The guy in it was my boyfriend, the girl in it wasn't me, but they were in my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2010 15:40 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend watching a home made sex tape he had previously made with his ex-girlfriend. What's worse than him jerking off to it? He was crying and hugging a pillow. FML

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Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

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New stars

By Wobblefat - 14/12/2016 13:16

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Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

Spicy

Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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Move on

By Seb - 15/04/2024 07:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I watched the new Fallout series, which was pretty good… except for the fact that Ella Purnell looks a lot like my ex. Now it’s 6 a.m., hours before I have to wake up, and I can't keep myself from crying. I broke up with this girl for a number of reasons which seem somewhat valid now, but I regret it. FML

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Top comments

Wizardo 33

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:06

I'd play the 'sad handjob' card from CAH here.

lil_juggalette 15

Sunday 26 April 2015 19:07

instead of watching ****, why don't you just go out and mingle?

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Micheal23 19

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:21

Time heals most things OP

scottyboy254 13

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:50

I know that feel, bro

kavyashahs 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 21:53

You should be proud. She's your ex bro (note the sarcasm)

inz002 6

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:21

No worries, You'll get over it. Atleast You're not crying Your eyes out of nightmares because She looked like Your psychotic one night stand that You couldn't get rid of after that.

yoyo919 6

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:33

haha

Stone_freeman 7

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:34

Drake? Is that you?

ItsDutch 16

Monday 27 April 2015 1:24

No, this is Patrick.

catherine213 1

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:38

plot twist: it's actually your ex

joshi42 16

Sunday 26 April 2015 22:54

Poor guy. Hope it was a gangbang scene.

zombiekiller52 24

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:04

Maybe it was her..

Luis_Gonzo_13 11

Sunday 26 April 2015 23:06

she probably left you for watching too much ****. YDI

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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Today, I went to the local pet store to purchase a large dog bed so my dog wouldn't sleep in mine. After I got home and set up her bed, I realized I forgot to buy dog treats. When I came home again, her new bed was torn to shreds, and she was still sleeping on my bed. FML

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Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said "I think your tits are smaller." FML

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