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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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Hangry dude

By Anonymous - 07/08/2021 20:01

Today, I accidentally bit so hard on my fork that I cracked my tooth. FML

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For science

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML

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By knighton16 - 17/07/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, I was brushing my teeth and shaving in the shower. My favorite song came on, and I got mixed up. My tongue and mouth are cut badly now. FML

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SamIsSoaked 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:34

idiot.

helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:32

YDI-That's completely ridiculous. I'm sorry. Have you been to a dentist?

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fightingkittens 39

Thursday 18 November 2010 4:00

FYL, because that WOULD suck, but YDI. For obvious reasons.

ocramavaf 15

Friday 19 November 2010 17:50

hopefully it found its way to your balls and sterilized you cause some people really should not procreate

ninjalope 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 14:59

you know what really hurts when you lick it..... uranium that stuff is the devil trust me

cindayy77 0

Sunday 27 February 2011 16:36

I got electrocuted before... first, about 2 or three years ago, I got electrocuted by an electric fence... then a year ago my mom needed to replace the stove so she had me unplug it, without realizing it, my finger touched the metal before it was completely out... it hurt and my finger was tingling for like the rest of the night. I'm not a lucky person needless to say...

Missnic86 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:45

thats dumb- your dumb

yankee805 0

Friday 25 March 2011 3:30

why would you even think of doing that

vhathe96 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 22:26

as a emt I can tell you no dentist will ever use a metal filling crown maybe but not a filling. Also I have had my PSP charger in my mouth plugged in and it did not do a thing. (I am 19 if you are wondering why I have a psp)

stevenmx86 7

Monday 16 May 2011 16:30

68, negative is not the same as 0v stop trying to act smart... If you're trying to say that it offers no power you are correct in fact but not in how you expressed it. They are called negative because when they complete a circuit they are counted as the negative of the plus voltage. Also, with enough saliva on your tongue it's easy to complete a circuit even if you can't touch the positive side with your finger...