By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 487
You deserved it 10 868

Same thing different taste

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... What the ****? How would that even happen? Are you just wearing really tiny underwear?

fo real, im not a girl, but I think u were doing something wrong!

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Dear OP When it comes to feminine products and the limit on perceived embarrassment they seem to be able to cause females in public... appears there's no limit. On the flip side, major points for the bold factor in straight picking the pad up and... just kinda... waiting with it. Know a few that would have tried a full deniability, or even a shoe-cover-up or something else just as meek. I applaud the "...yeah, that's mine" accountability. Small consolation, but at the very least- the six other people in the elevator with you *now* know you maintain a modern standard of feminine hygiene. ...clearly, you were majorly embarrassed, so you get the FYL.

I would never wear a skirt when I had a pad on. And get ones with wings.

GeekinTexas 3

Maybe Alice is one of those "organic" girls that makes her own pads out of moss. Although personally I don't believe a quarter of the stuff I read here is true, it's still kind of funny.

Cloudy_fml 0

Even those "organic" re-usable pads usually have snaps or something to keep them on.

ewwwww those things actually exist?? =0

whyowhy26 3

what the ******* ****??? i mean was ur underwear like a sumo wrestler's ???

...What's with all the people saying she deserves it for wearing pads with skirts? I've worn pads with skirts A LOT. If you stick it on properly, the pad WILL NOT fall out. :P

Maybe wear pantyhose or tights under your skirt when you have your period next time? I don't know... I'm always a little leery about the whole pads + skirts thing, and this is a good example of why. FYL for sure.

zombie_pie 0

leery? or did you mean weary?

No..leery=suspicious... completely appropriate use here..weary=exhausting, makes very little sense here.

simplyfucked 0

that didn't happen... no way it just fell out..

that is SO SAD. and why wings are really really useful.

Eelusive 0

Quit buying the Walmart brand.

ROTFL LOL OMG LMAO i cant describe how much this made me laugh

What? how the **** did you even manage to do that!? However i feel bad for you :( it must so embarassing, FYL.