Sex and Intimacy: Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all...

By AGluckily - 22/03/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was with a group of friends at a bar, and we were all talking about whether we were moaners, screamers, or quiet during sex. My boyfriend said that he was a moaner, which I contradicted. Completely straightfaced, he said, "Well, I am when it's good." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 14:19 - Australia

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Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

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By toomuchlove - 02/08/2010 23:32 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I like it when he moans while we're having sex. Unfortunately, he interpreted that as "milk it". The sound is so obnoxious, it's starting to ruin the sex. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By 9gingerface66 - 15/01/2012 06:29 - United States

Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 17:00 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were out for dinner. We were talking over the noise of the restaurant, when suddenly it got quiet as he shouted, “I can’t wait to fuck you!” FML

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By during - 19/05/2010 12:12 - United States

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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Maltastic 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 9:39

My guess is he said that because you contradicted him. You deserve it. He probably didn't mean it though.

Tehalon 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 12:33

@ #8 and everyone else who makes comments like that; What the hell is up with everyone telling ppl to dump their bf/gf/husband/wife for the smallest things?? Did you know that it is possible to communicate with one another and discuss problems within a relation, maybe have alittle fight, make up again.. Bet you're all single 99% of the time!

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couldbeworse55 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 22:10

Practice makes perfect :)

t_annie 0

Monday 23 March 2009 1:52

I'm sorry, but that was funny. The obvious comeback...but still, what did you expect? For him to just sit there and take it in front of friends? It was a joke, and he responded pretty much how any guy would. You could have just as easily come back with your own sarcastic comment.

CHERRYBERRYDIN 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:12

Yea I would have came back at him hard for that one! It is sorta funny but I would have had to let him know he needs to learn some "faking" techniques from you! that would have been funnier!

well_played 0

Monday 23 March 2009 6:27

Boyfriend 1, You 0.

perfectphlaws 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:37

wow, that is kind of mean. I agree with #33, "Well maybe you should to learn to fake it like I do" would have been a good reply.

whereisbob_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:23

learn to take a joke :P

starshine3987 0

Monday 23 March 2009 19:09

Then work on your skills or just plain try harder. Seriously, if it's true then that's a deserved comment.

PiousHeretic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:32

You walked RIIIIIIGHT into that one.

Slicer316 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:43

sorry i clicked both i definitely meant YDI, A. you set it up perfectly for him B. you started it by calling him out in front of his friends joking or not C. Maybe ur just not that good lol You got owned just face it lol