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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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AeryFairy 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:54

... are you sure he was your boyfriend?

yourlifesux 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:04

wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:

Comments

born12l8 0

Sunday 18 March 2012 10:52

2 months for a first kiss? What the **** are you, Amish?

livamour 17

Monday 21 May 2012 5:30

What ball?

Strawberry_1622 7

Saturday 9 June 2012 5:52

Are you sure he's your boyfriend? I'm sick of hearing girls say this stuff. I bet he didn't think you were dating.

elizabeth713 8

Sunday 20 January 2013 1:59

You sure he knew he was your boyfriend?

rayneswafford 8

Tuesday 28 January 2014 0:33

FIRST KISS?!?! After 2 whole months??????? Damn girl you really take things slow

blondie147 10

Thursday 13 February 2014 17:03

I'm pretty sure that means he is not your boyfriend. Two months and no kissing... he probably thought you two were just hanging out.

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 20 June 2014 15:34

Hope you dumped hin

Mortoli 30

Saturday 25 July 2015 1:01

sry op. nobody gets romance anymore so sad. anyways i hate that your first kiss didnt happen that day hope you said wonderful words to him that day. and really hope you found someone way better than that by now..

Echo13243 13

Saturday 30 July 2016 15:35

Anyone else notice this was posted at 12:12? That must suck, sorry OP.

KrazyKatz3 26

Saturday 5 August 2017 1:30

Are you really young? Because that would explain how you haven't kissed him in two months. If not honestly I understand his frustration but that's not how he should express it....