Love: Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would...

By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By Sara1990 - 23/08/2010 11:40 - Australia

Today, I went on a double date with my bestfriend. At the end of the night, her boyfriend gave her a long kiss, and texted her 5 minutes after we left to say he missed her already. My boyfriend picked his nose, then gave me a fist bump as a goodbye. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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Party blues

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2020 20:00

Today, I went out drinking with my friends and my boyfriend met me there. We decided then to come home and planned an intimate moment. I got on top of him and went to kiss his neck. Next thing I know, I fell asleep right before we started. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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AeryFairy 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:54

... are you sure he was your boyfriend?

yourlifesux 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:04

wow. he's not even worth it, then. D:Ii'm sure you could do way better! C:

Comments

ironwolf56 5

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:42

Umm two months and you haven't kissed? Sorry hon YOU might think he was your boyfriend but he probably thought you were his "female buddy." Sounds like serious lack of communication.

anonymousely 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 5:25

Stop judging. Plenty of people wait to kiss. Took my boyfriend 3 months to pluck up the courage -- and yes, were have been exclusive the whole time. High schoolers don't have too much sense. Leave em alone.

sadyrman 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 19:44

courage, this was OBVIOUSLY not an issue he had.... and believe me, being a guy, it actually pisses us off when girls do that stupid stuff. Its a kiss. A FREAKING kiss. NOT CUTE, annoying. Seriously. I refer to previous post and revoke half your internets.

dave6000 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:05

u deserved it ..who doesn't kiss for months..

laurazaro00191 0

Friday 14 May 2010 8:07

geez 2 months and no kiss? poor guy

basspro 0

Monday 21 June 2010 11:50

*****

Bigbird16 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 13:18

So what? If they waited 2months. I didn't have my first kiss till i was 15. Nd my boyfriend(now ex) waited. I think it was wrong of him 2 do that his a douchebag.

bella789 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:37

2 months for your first kiss? I can hardly stand waiting 2 weeks...very sloww

Lizzyyy 6

Monday 14 February 2011 4:57

Well, if he can't wait for you then he's not worth the time because if he can wait, then he really does care about you and respect you. But since he can't he's a douche.