Intimacy: Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around...

By Yoshi - 31/01/2009 20:01 - United States

Today, I was with the guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked him if he wanted to have sex. He said he didn't have time because he had to go play Mario Kart. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2013 19:02 - Canada - Belle River

Today, at a house party, I finally got the guy I've been seeing alone in his room. We started making out, and I got on top of him to take control. He responded by saying he couldn't do it because he needed to go make pizza for his friends, and then bolted out of the room. FML

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By gfg - 16/03/2009 18:48 - Romania

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 18:18 - Ireland - Kilkenny

Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML

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By xxlexi_lovexx - 29/03/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I was about to have sex with my boyfriend. His best friend called and said he just beat God Of War 3 and that my boyfriend could borrow it. He got up, got dressed, ran to his car and told me I could walk home. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2014 22:44 - United States - Carlisle

Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2013 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were planning how to spend the day together. When I suggested we start off with some fun in bed, then get some pizza and play his favorite video game, he sighed, "Can't we just go straight to gaming?" FML

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Gamers don't rise up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2021 23:00 - United States

Today, a guy I like invited me to play video games. Naked. He asked me to show up naked too. I did. He was too busy in a video game raid to even notice. FML

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By fml_for_real - 04/02/2009 17:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend to ravish me. He told me he would rather play PS3. FML

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Kinky

By sandwichsex - 08/08/2009 22:39 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were fooling around on my bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

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tishytot 0

Friday 6 February 2009 19:37

Sad thing? I'm the one who turns down MY boyfriend for MarioKart. Some people just don't understand how amazing it is...

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 6:26

Mario Kart is the greatest game ever made you need to understand that

Comments

jpest17 5

Friday 1 January 2010 22:41

u should fell happy! your bf has Mario cart u can play it whenever you want!

jpest17 5

Friday 1 January 2010 22:46

if I could go out and buy mariocart for my wii over sex.... I had better get some new batteries too! lol

kayvan 8

Wednesday 3 February 2010 23:48

That's what you get for trying to have a relationship with a man-child; a real man wouldn't be making dates with his other loser buddies to play video games.

kekelala3 0

Friday 2 April 2010 1:22

Mario Kart is awesome beeaach! YDI for trying to take Mario Kart's place.

CiNnImAtIcKsUnSe 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 5:13

lol HAD...dum as

DAN7IEL 2

Thursday 10 June 2010 18:56

gotta have your daily dose of that Mario kart

koopameat 0

Friday 25 June 2010 8:01

that is completely acceptable, its one of the best games ever made...

redenvelope872 0

Thursday 29 July 2010 4:40

what a moron! ******* douche bag! I'm a guy and let me tell ya, I would kill my self if I ever did that! That's just pure ******* rude!

diablos29 5

Thursday 29 July 2010 11:03

I won't lie but all games mentioned are pretty good, but still, sex is first on the list! and plus that saying, bros before hoes, only applies to ugly girls, trust me I got dome experience. unless she's a nice girl, she's no hoe