Dogs, Gross and Animals: Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead...

By Tom - 15/06/2009 10:07 - Israel

Today, I was woken up by a funky smell. My dog had eaten a dead bird and thrown up all over my bed and floor. At 4 o'clock in the morning I had to clean up regurgitated bits of bird, feathers, blood and dog food. The smell still hasn't gone away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2012 11:57 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML

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By good_gravy - 20/02/2012 19:39 - United States

Today, my dog threw up on my bed while I was sleeping. I lost an hour of the day washing the vomit out with a rag, and my garbage disposal jammed on whatever otherworldly things my dog ate the day before. I had to dig it out by hand. FML

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Top of the mornin' to ya!

By Anonymous Taco Man - 03/08/2021 08:01 - United States

Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2013 00:54 - United States

Today, I noticed my dog chewing on something while on the couch. It looked like a wash rag of some sort, so I grabbed it from my dog. It wasn't until after I picked it up that I noticed it wasn't a wash rag. It was a small, dead bird. FML

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By nomorepetbird - 06/01/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, my pet bird died. He had caught some illness and had been extremely sick for the past few days. He didn't die from the illness though. My dog ate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 10:13 - United States - Gladewater

Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 16:54 - Pakistan - Lahore

Today, I discovered the source of the vile stench in my room. My daughter had "saved" a bird from our cat and put it in a box under my bed, hoping to nurse it back to health. She forgot about it, leaving the corpse rotting in there for who knows how long. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2021 00:01

Today, I let my 4-month old puppy sleep with me. She’s been constipated for a while. I woke up to a foul odor in the middle of the night. Turns out she took a massive dump on the bed right by my head. I had to completely strip my bed to go back to sleep. FML

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By Andrea Trevor - 30/04/2018 01:30

Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:05

I'd honestly just throw out the sheets and buy new ones, that's ******* nasty!

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Monday 15 June 2009 20:04

Ugh, nasty. I can't even stand normal vomit.

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ohhdamn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:53

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

ohhdamn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:53

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

ohhdamn 0

Monday 15 June 2009 22:53

i think he did mean funky, let him express himself(:

F_Y_Comments 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:00

I try to keep my dog away from carcasses

x_tenshii_x 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:02

oh man...that is GROSS!!! D: poor you...FYL

Foxracin 0

Monday 15 June 2009 23:14

Man that sucks. Have you febrezed it?? Try Febreze AIR effects. Spring & renewal.

krysi4457 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 0:43

Ewww that sucks

unsweetened 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 1:14

dude, try Oust. it's in the Air Care section near all the cleaning supplies.

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Tuesday 16 June 2009 2:33

Been there... Wow have I been there. Also, not to be the only one defending #21, Mr. Idaho Country Boy, but I'm a country girl myself, and, I think he just means he spanks his dogs. Not that he literally beats them until they're injured. I spank my dog. My parents spanked me. I was neither abused nor am I an abuser.

ladybug52 0

Tuesday 16 June 2009 3:02

44, umm no one has mentioned it because you're an idiot who has never apparently come across the use of the adjective "funky" smelling to mean something that smells odd, off, gross, etc? gtfo off the internet and buy a thesaurus, thanks.