Work: Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's...

By whyarewerelated - 08/09/2011 15:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

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By anthony512 - 24/05/2013 16:08 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, after a sleepless night, I fell asleep at my work desk. When I awoke, I found my co-workers had duct taped me to my chair. I was yelling at them to untape me, when our boss came in, scolded me for fucking about on the job, and left without saying a word to my colleagues. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By tortured - 27/11/2013 03:11 - United States

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Today, I went to deliver some reports to my boss in his office. He was facing away from me and ranting about his "useless employees", so I slipped in and waited for him to put the phone down. Turns out he was talking to himself. When he noticed me, he bitched me out and threatened to fire me. FML

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By MrsKSB - 11/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, my boss was watching taser pranks online, when he said he was going to "get me". We often take turns playing pranks on each other, and I was the last to prank him. Now I'm terrified to move or turn my back on anything other than a wall at work. FML

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By inappropes - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I came into work early to clean equipment, with my headphones on, singing to myself. I lost track of time, and wound up with the entire office watching me belt tunes out. FML

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By Addianna - 15/12/2016 16:04 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, and every day this week, my office mate has decided to "liven up the place" by singing and whistling Christmas tunes and other unknown songs. She has zero musical ability. FML

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By shonfyr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:01

Next week finish your work twice as fast and start singing rebecca black songs, throwing scissors at him and wrapping him in cling film.

HentaiBunny 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:00

Cheesy tv sitcom... COMMENCE!!

Comments

Hannah_grace1414 12

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:14

you should just start playing along and singing; then he'll stop . ;P

kkatzlove 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:16

So? My brother wrapped an entire roll of duct tape around me and left me in the living room. My mom took picture instead of helping me.

anencephalic 14

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:31

Cool story, bro.

KingDingALing 9

Friday 9 September 2011 1:40

So he managed to tie you up with an ENTIRE roll of duct tape and you didn't do anything about it? Wow, you really do deserve it.

kkatzlove 10

Friday 9 September 2011 4:20

Dude my brother has 50 pounds on me and is 9 inches taller than me. There wasn't much I could do.

kkatzlove 10

Friday 9 September 2011 18:32

Doesn't change that fact he's bigger and stronger than me does it?

atroxletum 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:25

He sings Disney songs, you sing pony songs. Winter wrap-up, winter wrap-up!

DocBastard 38

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:35

Would you rather he look at **** and jerk off? No? Then shut up and enjoy it.

Steven696 6

Friday 9 September 2011 1:32

I would

savemycookie 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:37

I just have to wonder... How are you doing this with duct tape on your face...?? I have a hard time Believing this..

sougstad 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:52

So sounds like u two need to locate a camera somewhere in the office and tape yourselves a new reality tv show called sibling wars and try to bring your office into national spotlight and make some dough!!! Only thing would be u would actually have to fight back instead of complaining about it so get to plotting!!!