Work: Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's...

By whyarewerelated - 08/09/2011 15:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was working alone in the office with my brother. He's run out of work to do, so has been singing Disney songs loudly and badly, throwing stationery at me, and just now snuck up on me from behind and wrapped duct tape round my face. It's just us in the office next week. FML

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By shonfyr - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Spain

Today, it was a really slow day at work. One thing lead to another, and soon enough we were all taking turns shoving each other across the office on a swivel chair. Our boss came in during my turn, and I got singled out for a verbal warning. Everyone else got off with a disapproving glare. FML

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ollie179 21

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:01

Next week finish your work twice as fast and start singing rebecca black songs, throwing scissors at him and wrapping him in cling film.

HentaiBunny 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:00

Cheesy tv sitcom... COMMENCE!!

Comments

structuredchaoz 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:24

Does anyone else ever notice that the first 5 comments are generally about the post. The remaining 200 are usually griping to eachother and correcting eachother's errors. Man you guys need a better hobby.

Lolzords 11

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:32

This one fits into the second category.

GardeningHoes 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 22:16

As does that one. (let the endless cycle begin)

Spinnmaster 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 23:15

This one doesn't fit into the second.. It is just a random comment.

HomeAl0ne 20

Friday 9 September 2011 1:14

Albatrosses never fly backwards at night.

FollowMe 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:33

Sounds like something I woulddo to my brother in the same situation aha. But would hate for it to happen to me, obviously. XD

99problemz 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:34

RAPE!!!!!!

Dominiricanmamii 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:37

Hahaha ! Ur like sucks ballsss !

Harlequin073 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:39

Fight back!

Enigmax2514 7

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:45

Just for singing Disney songs, I give your bro a thumbs up

womblebat 2

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:52

Sucks you're so boring you can't have a little fun. Maybe you could learn a few things from him.

djvoss 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:56

crazy glue all his shit to the desk

StormGirl142 24

Thursday 8 September 2011 20:57

If he can't sing well, I hope he at least sang some good Disney songs. I recommend "Part of Your World." Maybe you you should throw in some harmonies. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em :)