Kids: Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids...

By Mikabe - 14/02/2011 18:51 - Sweden

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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Today, a student told me to fuck off. I work with 3 year-olds. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By pda - 25/08/2013 02:46 - United States - Short Hills

Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids, when a girl in line next to us slipped a hand down her boyfriend's pants and started groping him. I politely asked her to stop, to which she snorted, "Why? Your kids've gotta learn the birds and bees somehow." FML

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By anon - 23/03/2015 02:24 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was playing with my 3-year-old nephew when he suddenly got up and ran to his mom to tell her I was "touching in bad spots". I was tickling his armpits. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By notacreep - 16/05/2009 08:39 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my girlfriend's family. Her 7 year old brother told me he was feeling sad, so I tried to give him a pat on the back, but it turns out he had a bruise there. He yelled out "don't touch me there!" In the middle of the mall. Now her parents think I'm a pedophile. FML

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By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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By mew - 25/10/2011 18:04 - Canada

Today, one of the children at my daycare came up to me and bit me on the face. He laughed so hard at my scream, that he threw up in my lap. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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DahkLohd 4

Monday 14 February 2011 22:59

Word of advice: don't make those kinds of jokes around little kids. They won't understand!

AgeOfAquariusss 7

Monday 14 February 2011 22:57

Haha kids can really twist your words :D

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WiseGuy79 14

Monday 14 February 2011 23:15

Way to set the kid straight lol

crystalrain17 14

Monday 14 February 2011 23:19

You need to nip that in the bud, now.

DU0 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:26

Well, at least he listened to one thing you said: He's doing it to younger and prettier girls. Sucks to be you though. : x

ridikulous 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 11:31

hey duo, gtfo!

gabrielleangeliq 0

Monday 14 February 2011 23:30

Well, by the process of elimination, you did. My question is why are you an old ugly intern?

cockoftherock 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:54

by comparing your comment with the fml you are very stupid.

gabrielleangeliq 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 3:38

How so? if she said don't touch old women then he obviously should touch young women.

cockoftherock 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 8:10

she JOKINGLY said don't touch UGLY or OLD woman. that implies she is not OLD or UGLY.

Wheredidgrungego 12

Monday 14 February 2011 23:37

We're TEACHING kids to be rapists now? Way to go America.

Anfarwal 10

Monday 14 February 2011 23:45

@15 This happened in SWEDEN.

Rafid 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:37

15 ur a dumb ass

Kua_Mei 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 5:27

Molestation? Sure. Sexual harassment? Definitely. Rape? No. America? Hell no. You are a very confused individual, #15.

denbeste 3

Tuesday 15 February 2011 11:31

Would be EPIC if this was america (no capital letter!) though :)

novair 5

Monday 14 February 2011 23:52

boobies ewewwwwww!

pacolaca 6

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:24

I know... ewwwwww...

swagerific227 0

Saturday 19 February 2011 2:23

u shud be ashamed to be a man

FailBear920 19

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:37

Icp referrence?

varkey 7

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:48

wtf is up with perverted little kids FYL

brunettebabe17 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 0:52

So true 15

romano07 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 7:44

it's in Sweden..

silentReaper 4

Tuesday 15 February 2011 1:19

ahhh, i love kids now days. :)

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