Weird family

By call me humpty - 30/06/2018 20:30

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Today, my dad knocked me down the steps while chasing my brother around the house shouting, "Get back here you pervert!" at the top of his lungs. I have a concussion and a vertebrae fracture because my dad is a religious nutjob and he caught my 22-year-old brother having premarital sex. FML
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openawhole00 6

I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock

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thatslifeiguess7 16

where's your mom in all this

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thatslifeiguess7 16

where's your mom in all this

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Emma Marshall 19

Probably also a religious nutjob

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boopingsnoot 24

I’m guessing dad divorced her for suggesting birth control

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DanielleinDC 33

Religious nutjobs tend to be against divorce as well.

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moonlight77 28

I feel bad for bursting in laughter picturing this (not so much you falling) but your dad chasing your brother.

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openawhole00 6

I'm sure he was confused after walking in on your brother giving his husband head. that could be quite the shock

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ViviMage 38

Your father will pay for the medical bills since he basically assaulted you. And if he doesn't, sue him for damages. Then he'll see premarital sex is the least of his worries and maybe be less nuts about enforcing his religious beliefs. Do you honestly think religion will keep a

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tounces7 27

Is your Dad Homer Simpson by chance?

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Nhayaa 21

I don't know if I feel sorry about you ended into the hospital or you having such a dad... but yep, big FML.

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Davros 12

Dear lord, I thank thee for the ******** I am about to receive.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Am I the only one wondering what your father do to your brother once he's been caught.

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