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Maybe now you'll learn to stop skanking yourself out to complete strangers.
Your reply made me laugh x) lol
She was just flirting it is natural how do you expect someone to meet other people if they can't flirt.
yes, expendable, that is how it has always been done *continues sitting in living room listening to roommate playing la bamba on guitar hero*
i've always done it like this: -continues sitting at computer doing absolutely nothing-
I'm more of a *pulls out her phone to check the time then stashes it away before someone can mug her*
That's...really stupid...he flirted with you for half an hour just to snag your phone in front of a bunch of people? Honestly, even the criminals are getting stupid today.
lol wow that sucks... aww give me your number and i would call you up see how your doing and ask you whens the next time your free so i can ask you out and get to know you... =)
o.o
Still creepy. Weirdo.
no kidding!
Idiot! You totally deserved that one.
I don't think I can say anything that hasn't been said. Idiot.
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YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.
you were flirting with an asshole.