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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Ren - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Medina

Today, I went shopping. At the counter, the cashier started flirting with me and asked me for my number. He was cute, so I gave it to him. After walking out of the store, I got a text that said, "I didn't want to say it out loud, but your pants are unzipped." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By touched - 10/02/2009 11:30 - Philippines

Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By crétin-crédule - 26/02/2013 05:02 - France - Isle

Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By 6u174r_d00d - 10/08/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

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By TooGulible - 12/07/2016 20:08 - United States - Madison Heights

Today, I was at work at an ice cream shop when a hot guy came in and started chatting me up. I got him his ice cream and as I handed it to him, he mentioned that I was cute and walked away. Then I realised he hadn't paid for the ice cream, and I didn't even get a date out of it. FML

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Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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Inked2009 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:51

YDI for handing your cellphone to someone you didn't know.

shamwowz 0

Wednesday 8 July 2009 19:49

you were flirting with an asshole.

Comments

AndelleRae 9

Thursday 9 July 2009 2:52

FYL, and YDI. Sucks that you lost your phone, but YDI for flirting while you were supposed to be working, and for handing some random guy your phone. Why do people steal phones in the first place? It's not like you can do a whole lot with a phone that's activated. If a phone is stolen, you call your provider, and they track your number and see if anyone is using it or whatever.

thisisnotagame 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 3:55

I'm sorry, people suck. :/

xxstealthxx 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 5:48

fake obviously. you obviously would've chased him or somebody would've saw and chased him. nice try woman

stephsteph90 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 6:10

you're dumb.

thisishilarious 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:22

haha youre dumb, and 78 is a tool and a half. i woulda stole your phone too

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 7:47

You're supposed to ASK them there number not male them put it on your phone.

Avenging_Angel 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:50

If you were holding the tray in one hand, why couldn't you type in his number yourself with your free hand? Duhh

DamnGoodTimes 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 8:58

You couldn't have just asked him for his number and typed it with one hand?

xFusionBluex 0

Thursday 9 July 2009 10:00

Should have chased that ass hole.. threw the samples as ammo. When he slowed down from the food thrown at him... (sometimes they do slow down.. i dunno y) grab the tray and wack the hell out of him. If security comes.. say he touched u and stole ur phone... Phone is in his hands... who would the security believe more.