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Ewwwwww. I was in a deli once when I was young, and the woman cut her whole entire finger off. :/
really? uh that's just gross I think I almost threw up
what's up
that's where the flavor is
That's exactly why meat slicers scare me. So sorry, OP! At least now you'll be able to have a successful career in crime due to your new, fingerprint-less state.
Isn't it mandatory you wear one of those metal gloves when using the slicer? If it's not, I wouldn't what to eat at your deli. Human flesh in my cold cuts, doesn't sound yummy to me.
I've never seen any metal gloves with those things. At my work all they have is rubber gloves, and everyone in deli has cut themselves on a meat slicer at least once. I'm honestly sick of getting the body fluid clean up kit out, so I really wish we would get metal gloves. Any deli you go to probably has a meat slicer that has cut a few fingers in it's past, it's way more common than you think. Disgusting, but true :(.
A lot of health departments require the kevlar/chainmail glove (at least one) to be provided for employee use around slicers, however, the employees can choose whether or not they use them. Honestly, if one wasn't required to be on hand (har har) I would just buy my own and bring it. They're really convenient, you can even throw them into the dishwasher and hang them up to dry at the end of the day. On another note, the original poster of this FML is 1/10 of the way to becoming MIB eligible.
I got 5 or 6 stitches a year and a half ago from slicing my pinky finger on a slicer. Didn't even really hurt til I got to the ER and they started messing with it (pulling it open to check it out and clean it, before the local anesthetic was put in for the stitches). I had worked there 5 months previously (a few years before) and about a month again when I cut myself, then quit 6 months later. We were required to wear metal gloves when using a knife, but not with the slicers.
Ever single person I know who has used one of those has done that at least once. No joke.
*every
Well, lets look at the silver lining here. your documented fingerprints in the system will not match your new fingerprint now. I sliced into my left index finger with a hedge trimmer a couple years back. Now my fingerprint is not the same. So now if you and I were to commit a crime or be accused of committing a crime and they ask for fingerprints, ours won't match the original fingerprints. I say you should rob a bank!!
OHHHMAHHHHGAAADDD
Hooray for losing your fingerprints! I lost mine when I was a toddler by placing my hands flat against a hot stove. A couple of months ago I had to get my fingerprints taken, and they literally couldn't get them.
Woah, really? You have *no* fingerprints?
There was a couple of really faint marks from my thumbs, but the cop trying to do my prints told me that wasn't enough to identify me. That was all they could get, and even less from my other fingers. So, I essentially have no identifiable prints.
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Now there's going to be a lot of dumb criminals trying to rob a deli for the slicer so they can cut off their fingerprints as well.
RIP Finger.