Kids: Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman...

By Confused - 23/03/2012 15:34 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was yelled at for smoking at a bus stop, because a woman didn't appreciate me smoking by her children. She did this while waving her own lit cigarette in my face. FML

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You deserved it 5 425

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By Gracie - 24/05/2019 12:02

Today, I was having a cigarette in a smoking area when a mother with a pram strode towards me and exaggerated a cough to make some sort of point. Reluctantly, I put it out and walked off. I then turned around to see her lighting up a cigarette, and blowing smoke all over her baby. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was at an outdoor market with my family. We'd had dinner and were about to leave when two women stood next to our table, smoking. We called out to let them know they could have it, as we were leaving. They thought we were complaining about the smoke. They yelled at us and stormed off, while the other tables stared. FML

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You deserved it 178

By nerp - 29/03/2016 19:44 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a stranger had a go at me for smoking while pregnant. I'm a guy. FML

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By Kevin - 18/03/2021 21:30

Today, some guy at the bus stop screamed at me because the bus was coming and I wasn’t wearing my mask. I was standing 25 feet from the stop finishing a smoke and there was no one around me. When I sat down on the bus, with my mask on, he stared me down the whole ride. FML

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NOT NOW!

By AintEasyBeinWheezy - 28/04/2016 18:26 - United States

Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML

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You deserved it 1 050

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By faza4327 - 06/04/2011 07:43 - Australia

Today, I was on my way home on my bike when a lady in a 4WD cut me off while beeping her horn and calling me a "stupid f**ker who should get a proper education." In her car, she was smoking, and her three children weren't wearing seat belts. FML

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You deserved it 3 549

By Anonymous - 07/06/2012 17:42 - United States - Seattle

Today, while waiting for a bus, someone started smoking at the bus shelter, which is illegal in my city. I politely asked him to stop smoking, citing the city ordinance. He just cackled and said that if I'm so concerned about the state of my health, I should start by losing 90 pounds. FML

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You deserved it 39 149

By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 15 615

It's not what you think

By youmindyourownbusiness - 15/02/2013 05:53 - United States - Genoa

Today, I walked past a few of my coworkers sitting outside smoking. As I got a whiff of the smoke, I coughed. They immediately started to defend their habit, and I was told to "mind my own fucking business." I wasn't trying to be rude; I'm actually allergic to cigarette smoke. FML

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You deserved it 4 189

By Sir Smokalot - 24/09/2009 08:05 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML

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You deserved it 2 889

Flyersfan54 4

Friday 23 March 2012 18:51

I hate hypocrites.

fernclogger 5

Friday 23 March 2012 18:52

Talk about a hypocrite

Comments

123josie123 11

Friday 23 March 2012 18:58

The hypocrisy is strong with this one...

LuckyTroll 6

Friday 23 March 2012 19:24

Was just going to say that

Rectumended 3

Friday 23 March 2012 22:34

^^^no one cares

loserman67 35

Friday 23 March 2012 18:59

Bitches be crazy.... this broad is one of those "holy-er than thou" a$$holes. What she does is just fine and dandy but no one else better do the same. She wants to be the one to reward her children with cancer from second hand smoke, how dare you try to step into her rightful place.

skullcandifiedDJ 5

Friday 23 March 2012 19:16

.... What the hell did I just read

loserman67 35

Friday 23 March 2012 20:02

How pedantic of you

Tempuser117 2

Friday 23 March 2012 21:42

#58 - You are the winner. Have a free internet!

eyecon502 13

Friday 23 March 2012 19:01

Future winner of the "Jerry Springer Mom Of The Year Award"

transalex 4

Friday 23 March 2012 19:04

Why do you always bring up Jerry Springer in your comments?

desireev 17

Friday 23 March 2012 19:20

Is using Jerry Springer references not allowed?

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 23 March 2012 19:36

Not without payment to the Jerry Springer® foundation.

br0ccoli 14

Friday 23 March 2012 19:03

Hypocrisy is huge these days.

Vash_41288 10

Friday 23 March 2012 19:09

If its a legal place for me to smoke then I would of kept smoking, hell even light another after that one. And called her out on her stupid ass smoking too.

Calyx_fml 21

Friday 23 March 2012 19:09

What kind of cigarette was she smoking?

Clamcreepy 7

Friday 23 March 2012 19:09

Bitch please, get the **** out my face.

wlddog 14

Saturday 24 March 2012 16:13

At least you were polite and said please.

theamazingone_12 7

Friday 23 March 2012 19:11

hmmm id say you deserved this because if you hadn't been smokin in the first place it wouldnt have happened, but that woman needs to stop being a hypocrite