By asstomouth - 29/05/2010 18:20 - France

Today, I wasn't feeling well, so I took my temperature with a thermometer from my sister's bathroom. I later found out that I actually used my sister's rectal thermometer. At least I don't have a fever. FML
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yatoast 0

******* VOM... I'm a nurse and that's just gross!!!!

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Freeze_fml 16

Rectal thermometers? Don't even want to know.

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youthink_fml 0

You're an idiot for 1. not thinking it may have been used that way and 2. not washing it first with alcohol.

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Greg73_fml 0

How did you find out 0_o

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ideasrule 13

But you don't know you don't have a fever. Thermometers don't report accurate temperatures unless used properly!

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oompaoops 0

Is your sister hot? OK, OK, I had to add the teenage boy question.

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Ellira87 4

lmfao. sorry but that is hilarious

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Ellira87 4

damn just seeing if my dp worked it didn't

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