Kids: Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some... - FML

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

That child may very well be the Demon Seed.

zahra_786 19

Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

At least she won't be scarred for life. Heartless child haha.

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defofawesomenes 3

Sunday 24 November 2013 15:35

I want a child like that of my own. Is that bad?

an3ph 20

Tuesday 26 November 2013 10:30

Yes. Now I'm really worried.

onlychildFTW 33

Sunday 24 November 2013 20:08

Wowa creepy little girl. At least she won't be scared for life though.

uoeno_fml 20

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:10

Great illustration, creepy fml.

xxjenn123xx 11

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:07

I keep seeing all these comments about how insane it is that the girl laughed at death but I have only one question... Where the hell were her parents while all this was happening?!

artacvscrystal 2

Sunday 24 November 2013 22:36

You can't spell Slaughter without Laughter

lucianaamelia 21

Monday 25 November 2013 20:57

wallybally 7

Monday 25 November 2013 23:18

That's one ****** up child

McPickleStache 10

Monday 25 November 2013 23:54

I bet she was born out of a goat

ksanchez1993 3

Tuesday 26 November 2013 5:18

That girl is seriosly messed up

blackonblight 32

Tuesday 26 November 2013 9:12

Kid might be too young to understand death and just thought the bird popped like a balloon.

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