Kids: Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some... - FML

By B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

That child may very well be the Demon Seed.

zahra_786 19

Thursday 21 November 2013 16:14

At least she won't be scarred for life. Heartless child haha.

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khaoticpanda 28

Thursday 5 December 2013 5:35

This made me sad.

Ian_from_0070 16

Friday 6 December 2013 2:58

Anyone else reminded of Richtofen of Black op zombies from this

mercedezC 6

Wednesday 1 January 2014 3:59

Well at least you know to avoid the omen

BassTurdo 22

Wednesday 1 January 2014 22:22

Chucky The Girl

AgentPlatypus73 8

Friday 3 January 2014 8:29

CHILDREN ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING CREATURES ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET!!!!!!

unforgiven1993 7

Monday 13 January 2014 19:19

defenitly need an exorsist on the demon child

citruspeel 6

Friday 24 January 2014 0:08

Awe so sad. I hate birds so I don't feel too bad.

franzanosuke13 7

Monday 17 February 2014 20:35

I bet she screamed "FATALITY" after she laughed!

pd_1118 7

Wednesday 19 February 2014 19:36

weirdo .....

rcfrenchhornist 0

Friday 21 February 2014 6:01

Thats just F'd up...

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