Work: Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard....

Funny how you try to diss on someone for being blonde, assuming they're dumb, when you weren't even smart enough to capitalize the first letter of your sentence, or leave blonde lowercase. :]

KCThaEclipse33 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:54

this Was A Waste of Reading

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:07

It was also a waste of your posting.

mrmerino 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 21:56

maybe he didn't know how they worked

askmeaboutmyDGD 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:02

hah I bet he was having fun! :3

Tamarahh 4

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:27

i dont get it... aren't magnets supposed to stick?

jess6blondie9 2

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:38

Oh, my, god. Let's not play the dumb blonde roll, honey. You make the rest of us look bad.

sematariux 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 22:39

for some reason that made me laugh hard op

perkzoi69 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:32

you work for him ? funny how dumb people are in charge

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