By Opheliae - 29/07/2013 16:47 - United States - Allendale

Today, I watched my boyfriend flirt with a cashier and write down his number for her, through the liquor store window, while I sat in the car waiting for him to finish buying things for our "romantic movie night." FML
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Opheliae tells us more.

Opheliae 22

Wow, I can't believe this got posted so soon, haha. Anyway, the beau had already purchased his beverage of choice earlier without getting anything for me, so we went back. I gave him cash to pay for my portion, which is why I know he didn't sign a credit card receipt because I watched him pay cash through the window. Not to mention they were smiling and talking for a solid 4 or 5 minutes, and he was on his way out when the cashier called him back, and that's when I saw him write it down. We've been exclusive for 8 months. Before that he had been single and livin' that bachelor life for nearly 4 years, so sometimes he gets out of line and I gotta reel him back in. When I asked him about it in the car, he said she was attending the same concert as us in the fall and wanted to meet up. When I told him my misgivings, he agreed and promised not to text her back if she contacted him. It's all good.

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Top comments

etishuman22 32

And then you dumped him and took the liquor for yourself, right?

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MGITSWFTC 17

Smash open a bottle of beer on his dumbass head and leave him passed out in a gutter. Or just dump him, that works too

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shinobi106elite 0

Either hes got balls our your a push over

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mariepastyglue 30

Then he must really not be your boyfriend. The two of you obviously have two different views on your relationship status. You need to figure out what's really going on sweetheart. BTW OP no self respecting woman would allow that kind of b.s from any mam!!!

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Tblankk34 8

What if its just an old friend you didn't know about?

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mariepastyglue 30

That's ridiculous, you only need your signature on a credit card slip not a telephone number. If you are old enough to own a credit card you should know that....

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Why did you wait in the car instead of getting out to confront him? And why weren't you with him when he was buying this stuff? Are you a doormat? You saw this happening and did nothing about it at all. Why not?

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monnanon 13

wtf. i dont need to go everywhere with my husband. if one of us waits in thr car so what. and im sure barging into a store and throwing a huge fit would work well for OP. nothing like losing the upper hand. it would be better to wait then ask about it, aftet that she can lose her shit at him.

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buddy51 23

Maybe he thought he was going to need the liquor AND the liquor store clerk to be his "fluffer" for your romantic evening!! Doesn't sound like he's all that into you OP. Decide what to do accordingly!!

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evilplatypus 38

51 - If she's watching through the window, I doubt she can see what exactly is being written down. And as someone who's been using credit cards for eleven years, I can testify that some places do ask for you to write your number, as well.

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xStaciexLynnx 15

What else is ridiculous is thinking you can tell what someone is writing on a piece of paper from outside the building (for example, whether they are writing a phone number or a signature)

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