By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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buff7 1

I'd say scoop em all up and put them in front of every door in his house. But I'm just that kinda person

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alyciaerin 0

Put up a fence maybe?? That seems like the smart person thing to do

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delamer 8

He's on your property? Time to borrow a shot gun, just to scare him. :p

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Zassie 5

I agree with scoopin and putting it in the neighbours yard but the doorstep is a hundred times better!

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ZoZo17_fml 0

You could buy an electric fence that activates to shock anything withing the perimiter, and press the button when they try. Then mess with them by walking out in the one spot outside the perimiter. And record it.

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mrdaddy 0

Place small pieces of cooked burger meat in your yard with drain cleaner pellets in it teach em a lesson he won't soon forget. Oh my word what am I saying I had intended to say rat poison pellets whats come over me today I was trying to say use chocolate candy. Me myself I would borrow a friends Pitbull to show em who's topdog . Dr.Evil

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scoowildman 0

walk out there with a golf club and tell that idiot if he doesn't want broken legs he should get off your yard

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cherrylover88 4

lol piss pipe my mom calls it that too hahaha

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Lehk 9

Dog piss kills grass, get a quote from a local landscaper on how much it would cost to repair the damage. present him with the bill and tell him it's his choice if he wants to pay it now or go to court, lose and then pay it and your attorney fees. either that or light off firecrackers next time he's out there so the dog is terrified of your lawn

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