Animals: Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let... - FML

By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML

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wags34 2

Monday 22 August 2011 23:25

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

Monday 22 August 2011 19:03

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

Yngve_fml 9

Monday 22 August 2011 19:13

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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shazza93 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:44

Go dump them on his lawn?

cupcakes729 7

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:44

Buy a fence.

Somulous 4

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:46

If I were you i'd cover the dog crap in bacon grease, everytime the dog comes to crap in your yard, he will clean up all the old crap, If the owner is smart enought to realize the dog shouldnt eat his own crap, he will take him somewhere else.

ManicGypsy 22

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:49

Check your city's trespassing laws. Put up "No Trespassing" signs in accordance to your laws. If he steps foot on your property, call the cops or if legal in your area shoot to kill and say you were defending your property.

Halli1983 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:58

If you're from Arkansas (I am as well) there is this ordinance called a Nuisance ordinance (I know because we called the cops on a dog). As a citizen you have the right to clean yard. You can call the cops and take them to court, they will be issued a citation. However, of you have a dog expect retaliation...

WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5

Tuesday 23 August 2011 1:59

Pick it up and go to his house and smear it on his windows

61corvett 3

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:00

get a powerful airsoft gun

b1gphil 6

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:04

why dont you just actually tell him to **** off

BellaBoo8275 1

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:05

Ya, he never said anything about hating the dog

malakas_fml 0

Tuesday 23 August 2011 2:09

try leaving your own landmine on his yard and see what happens

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