By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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cheygirl 0

put up a fence. duh

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Headcrab 29

You live in America? Call the cops and sue him for mental damages.

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trevishere 7

...or ground two nails in and tie a tight string in the middle. In front of that put a sign.. 'The crap ends here' and put a pile of crap where his face would be when he trips or make the sign and just put up a chicken wire fence.

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sweetsam2005 2

Put up a fence so he can't come over... or do an electric fence wire so him or the dogs get shocked.

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blacksswan 10

Are you stupid? Instead of coming here and complaining. Take a camera out, record this and call the police or the pound or report it to the city.

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babyseastar 5

Why don't you talk to your neighbor. Or poison the dog. Lol jk dnt poison the dog talk to yur neighbor.

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Katiegrace27 0

I kid you not, in my small town in Ohio someone shot and killed a guy because he was walking his dog on his yard.

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