By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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ice723 5

its actually against the law so tale pictures/ video and then call.the police and get him to stop

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Shane_0h 6

Yeah go the sprinkler idea, or you could just go and piss on his doorstep every day. Have you ever confronted him about it?

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anawfulhuman 0

You sound like a whinny b!tch.

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DoraIsMyHo 0

go out there and yell at the dude!! duhhh

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_MidnightLuna_ 17

Uh, calling the cops would work. Or just go over there and kill the guy.

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Ketchup_Castle 30

One of my friend's neighbors did this. She just kept taking pictures of it and sending them to the police and the police would fine the people for not picking up their dog's poop.

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