By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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rob1976 0

Get you a 'No trespassing' sign and a handgun...

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hisgirlherboy 5

why don't you tell the neighbor to stop doing it? retard

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R0V3661 0

This is what you do Id you see te dogs go in your yard again. Cut your self a little ha on your arm or something. The. Go outside get the dog kill it Then say you had to react. Cuz he but you. There, mexican way of handling things ha

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dmeloccaro 5

Oh this is just fantastic wording. I think I love you.

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HoMachine 1

Install sprinklers and when their on ur lawn.. Then it on max, I'm sure that's a better sign then cut it out. Or get ur own dog and sh*t all over ur neighbor's lawn

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