By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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tadz 0

Don't no what to do? Wtf beat the shit out of him or walk over and start ******** on his door step an pissing in his door handle...

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mrmerino 0

Barbed wire, maybe. Failing that, maybe just a chicken wire fence.

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whitedw 0

go ahead n leave him a couple of flaming bags of ish!!!!

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MustangFilly77 9

Put up a fence, with a gate and lock, or if you're cheap, take all the dog-logs, put them in his mailbox, and leave a note on his door saying the next time he trespasses on your property, you'll call to police, and video-tape him if he tries to come back again...PROBLEM SOLVED :)

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psycho9631 1

ok I actually heard somewhere if a dog takes a shit on your lawn take some bacon fat and pour the bacon fat on the dogs crap and when the dog comes to do his business and the dog smells the bacon fat and eats its own crap, problem solved

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charlotte100 2

Maybe instead of watching from a distance how about go outside and tell Ur neighbor to stop? Or are u too afraid to defend Ur own property?

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