By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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youngmoneylover 0

u can call the police for trespassing

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172pilot 20

Fence? Or is that not dangerous & illegal enough for u I mean u did just mention placing land mines in your yard.....

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jfruit 5

sounds like it is time for an electric fence. I also like the idea of scooping up the stuff and bringing back to his yard; but it seems like a lot of work.

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Glenninator 4

I would personally take a dump on his doorstep/car/driveway

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disney_blonde 16

If you see him do it, take video/pictures and report him.

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WshCaps8 1

I wonder how long it took him to write this post..thinking of all the clever analogies

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ssgurl22 0

get a shovel, scoop it and throw it into his yard

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vbmg152 18

Call the city! That's illegal! He has to pick up after his dogs!

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kei1108 13

put a fence up, or a better one, and then when he crosses it, call the police and say he's trespassing. Cheaper that landmines...

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