By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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BellaMarta 19

Police & Aminal control (misspelled on purpose)

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GaryMuzz 4

I would literally get a pair of kitchen gloves and brown out all your neighbors windows while he's at work

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natigity 0

put some in a paper bag on his porch and light in on fire. that'll teach him. by the way thats a shitty situation!

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mssuki 0

Pick them up & put them on his lawn. I know it's gross, but you could also pee in a bottle & add that. Or just go pee on his lawn, I guess

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roflmfaocopters 2

Did you know that it's illegal to leave your dog's shit on someone's lawn? It's called littering. Catch it on film while he ignores you and you have evidence! Yay! Shit all over his day!

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GuitarGeek44 3

Get a job as a dog-sitter, and wait until you twice as many dogs as him, and let them crap on his lawn. If he yells at you, tell him that if he wants you to stop, he has to stop letting his dogs crap on your lawn

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kul01 0

Throw em back over, but aim for something

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golong77 0

Put the poo in a bag light it on fire put it on his steps or deck and ding dong ditch

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emduggs 0

Id try talking to the guy.. That sucks but YDI for not telling him straight up to cut it out rather than putting up a sign

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