By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Put up one of those mosquito noise teenager deterrents that they use outside some convenience stores. It would probably have the same nauseating affect on dogs.

That's stupid, the dogs shouldn't have to suffer. It's not their fault that their owner takes them there

It doesn't hurt the dogs, it just annoys them. I agree that the dogs shouldn't have to suffer.

Try getting your parents to talk to him, since given how you talk you obviously aren't the grownup of the household.

Scoop it up and deliver it to your neighbor! Personally!!! Tell him he left something of his in your yard! If he gets indignant explain that next time it will be delivered without the bag and just dump it on his front step!

That's when you take his dogs crap and rub it on every door handle on his house and car.

You're in Arkansas! Shoot the dogs first and the owner later if he does it again...

Target practice with water soluble paintballs?

bigkountry209 0

id put it all in a bag and pour it all out right infront of his door