By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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allenhouse3320 0

I'd put up an electric fence and watch the dog piss on that. Bet he would stop using your lawn

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brodway_dreamer 0

Instead of just watching it go out there and say something!

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benhemon 4

First, talk to the douche. Since that probably won't work, threaten legal action/use of force. Depending on your state, you may be allowed to use pretty significant (though non-lethal) force to expel him from your property. Trespass is both a civil and a criminal wrong, though it's probably only a very minor crime. You could take him to small claims court to sue him for the cost of cleaning up after his dogs and any other damage they do to your property. Calling the cops may work, but they may be irritated by it. You could probably get a cop to show up at his house and give him a stern talking-to, however, if you ask them nicely. Talk to him first, but be aware that there are actually a fair number of solutions available.

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beesmakewax 3

Why don't you take a shit on his lawn, then piss on his car!

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megapeyt 17

Just install those landmines and be done with it!!!

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hamsterbait 0

sounds like u need a paintball gun. not for the dogs though that would just be mean.

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