By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

garfield224 0

Sprinklers, bear traps, or a slingshot. For the owner

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cottmand 6

Get some black pepper and spread it thick around ur yard! It will make the dog sneeze his ass off. He won't be back!

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bearsfan1995 1

Put up an invisible fence or pick it up and put it back in his yard

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thewife5 19

The dogs would have to wear a special collar for the fence to do anything.

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chosha_fml 26

YDI for putting up a sign instead of going out there and telling him to get his dogs the hell out your yard. If that doesn't work, vdeo him doing it and report him to the cops.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

Hit your neighbor over the head with a baseball bat

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ltsune 3

You should definitely go with the actual landmines ;)

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volley9_fml 1

Put up an electric fence. That will teach them. Lol

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patacus 14

Buy a shovel, scoop them up and fling them over the fence. Back when i was a kid it stopped my neighbor from letting her dog in my yard. of course it helped right on the other side of her fence was an in-ground pool

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bigdude2137 0

Call the cops they can help u with this shit

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