By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 666
You deserved it 5 782

wags34 tells us more.

wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

382 5
Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

316 2

Comments

mruizk9 7

buy a bebe gun and shoot him and his dogs everytime they come into your lawn

1 4
bizarre_ftw 21

How 'bout video tape it and a conversation between yourself & neighbor in which you ask him Quite civilly to stop. Then go to court! He's on your property without permission when he's been asked to stop

1 0
perdix 29

Take a video of the invasion and send it to the local police. For fun, tell them your neighbor is also running a meth lab.

14 0
EvilDave 13

Bag it up and leave it on his doorstep with a note saying his dog left it in your yard.

1 1
lovelife9 12

next time it happens, go outside and say "what the hell do you think your doing?"

3 0
TheRealLori 0

Toss them back onto his lawn. Next time they visit, turn the hose on all of them.

2 0
band_geek 18

Why don't you just call the cops and report it? I'm sure even in your state there's some sort of fine for the dog owners not cleaning up after their dogs.

3 0
scottgeo 0

Meatballs soaked with antifreeze solve your problem. Or you could do the old burning paper bag trick.

1 4
adriaz11 4

If they're on your property, hose them down. It's legal.

5 0