By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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You deserved it 5 782

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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

013 1

Every mourning when the paper comes go grab his open it fill it with dog poop put it back just how it was then he will end up with it in his house

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Deathhound 27

Do what TheNothingWoman said. I would do that. :P

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hardcoded 1

Buy a gun and make the neighbor butt sex the dog.

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blackvyper 8

Would a fence help?

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bgiles626 2

Collect all the crap and put it on his door step. It's your choice on whether you wanna light it on fire.

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pyrenean_dreams 0

I am disturbed by the number of people who think it is ok to harm innocent dogs. They're DOGS. They don't understand that they aren't allowed, since their dipshit owner is letting them. It's the OWNER that needs to be dealt with, not the dogs.

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EnEl_Infierno 15

Ikr, I totally agree, what op needs to do is hire some of the neighborhood kids supply them with a few lbs of sugar for his neighbors car, t.p. and paint balls for the house, and an accidental baseball throw the living room window, and I can go on and on... but vandalism is much more fun and better deserved to tis dipshit neighbor. Not those poor pets who don't know any better.

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mlofti 1

There's this powder stuff to put on your lawn to keep dogs from pooping there...

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iampetard 0

Seriously do something about it puss cake

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Mitzi_doll 0

Scoop that shit and put it in his yard then shit there yourself and piss on his whole yard :)

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