By wags34 - 22/08/2011 14:57 - United States

Today, I watched my neighbor bring his dogs into my yard to let them empty their piss-pipes and poop-chutes. He does this twice a day. I put a "cut it out" sign up. His dogs peed on the sign and knocked it down. My lawn is a landmine of dog logs and I don't know what to do, besides installing actual landmines. FML
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wags34 2

Well, I've done everything from asking nicely to letting my dog go in his yard. We live outside the city and you really can't sue for something like this. It's just gonna be one of those neighborhood wars I guess. It's just whenever something so stupid like this goes on you can't help but think FML.

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Top comments

xfyre 11

get a shovel and a bucket. scoop them up and put them in your neighbor's yard where they belong!

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Yngve_fml 9

1. Go over to his house. 2. Make sure he sees you. 3. Pull down pants. 4. Shit.

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Comments

Kaei 21

You can sue for that. it is illegal for people to not clean up after their animals on property that doesn't being to them... Well here it is anyway

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goldeneagle2_0 14

Hide mouse traps where they usually come in your yard and there are your land mines

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BloodyGlass 10

Come after them with the hose.

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Host2phats 21

i pictured a poor lil puppy stepping on one of these landmines and being blown to bits... causing me to burst out loud i. the middle of class

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Shortymikimarie 1

My neighbor hates dogs and tore down a protective fence between our properties without our consent. By our I mean my parents, and my dogs kept getting loose. Once I saw my dog take a squat in his yard and it was a great day.

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DemCherries 4

you've got a sense of humor.

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KrazyKatz3 26

A large fence and gate?

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pins91 27

7 years too late, but scoop up their poop into a plastic bag, then leave it on his door step on fire :)

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