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By Kate - 29/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Concord

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

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By KillMeNow - 09/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 00:01 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML

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By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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holycrapitsjake 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:05

Go to a casino?

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:09

Omigod Kate this FML sounds just like you

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:44

Hahahhahahhahhahahahha

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:47

Dick.

deviable 9

Monday 30 April 2012 4:10

Richard.

dogluver900 2

Monday 30 April 2012 0:18

So I'm guessing your Kate

ThatEmoVeganChic 0

Monday 30 April 2012 0:24

I'm sorry

luccmon 6

Monday 30 April 2012 0:37

So either you're just like a hot Italian girl, an uptight high end car salesman, or a card counting mathematical autistic genius. I'd say your ok in any case.

1094568 1

Monday 30 April 2012 1:25

Omigod! That's just like Kate!

groupleader 7

Monday 30 April 2012 1:43

Of course, your shorts are on the highway. Did you remind them "lights out at 11"?

nikijcchz 10

Monday 30 April 2012 3:05

Your a genius!! Go to a casino

revidffum69 22

Tuesday 1 May 2012 5:47

You're a genius too!

laurenmacias 0

Monday 30 April 2012 6:49

What a compliment

thepatty8474 10

Monday 30 April 2012 7:18

Could be worse...

Kaykay2565 9

Monday 30 April 2012 7:24

Damn you must be awesome at a casino!!

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