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By Kate - 29/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Concord

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

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By KillMeNow - 09/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 00:01 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML

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By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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You deserved it 4 131

By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 626

You deserved it 10 320

By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 950

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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Top comments

holycrapitsjake 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:05

Go to a casino?

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:09

Omigod Kate this FML sounds just like you

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supimnyancat 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:12

Sucks

dogluver900 2

Monday 30 April 2012 0:20

State the obvious now

SwtCherryPie 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:14

It could be worse. My friend once told me that I remind her of Meg off of Family Guy.

supimnyancat 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:33

Shut up Meg.

BriBeHyper 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:01

Bahahahahaha. ^^

kayluhannemarie 9

Monday 30 April 2012 1:08

#33 you just made my day!! lol

iliketurdles 7

Monday 30 April 2012 3:14

Hey 95, you down with OPP? (Look at her profile)

lollipopsucker87 0

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:15

my names Kate :)

coried91 28

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:19

Cool...

parapeople 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:23

That's quite an accomplishment.

MysticKnight 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:54

cool story girl

gloopyone 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:53

Do you want an award?

Ruffclue 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 22:13

Kate who ??

starflyer59 17

Monday 30 April 2012 1:01

no, your name is lollipopsucker... :)

Tater25 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:17

It's happened to me too. Take it as a compliment. They're just saying that you're freakishly smart.

kateRAWR 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:20

WHO ME ??????............…………

Pandacupcakelove 26

Sunday 29 April 2012 23:22

Yes.

mhopper 13

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:20

What a ri-tard!

Cad6 24

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:28

I think that was a fail attempt at writing something vaguely funny. But I can't tell if you intentionally misspelled retard* or if you're just an idiot.

HiddenMonkey 8

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:53

It's from the hangover...

TheDrudgeChild 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:05

Autistic people are NOT retarded.

dylan501 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:26

First

Ankeraz 3

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:33

Did it take you that long to type one word? Or did you just not reload?

icrest80 4

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:31

Nice to meet you, hi my name is I forgot my name!

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:41

Clever. You think of that yourself?

Tektite 14

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:32

Don't worry Kate. They could have been joking?....-Er let's hope.

Sumalum 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:33

Well, you get your looks from your parents so......

The_Hitdude 12

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:39

The FML says nothing about her looks.

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