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By Kate - 29/04/2012 15:22 - United States - Concord

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

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By KillMeNow - 09/06/2017 09:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my visiting mother-in-law announced she plans on moving to our state and living next door. When I said that's not going to happen, she chuckled and said, "It's happening, Kate." Kate is my husband's ex-girlfriend from 8 years ago. FML

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By A2 - 28/06/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, I was at the movies with my mom and dad, and the preview to my "My Sisters Keeper" came on. The trailer started out with "Most babies are accidents..." Right as that line was finished my mom elbowed me and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2012 23:19 - United States

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Can it, now!

By Anonymous - 02/01/2021 00:01 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I learned that I've married into a family that talks to movie characters as they’re doing stuff in the movie. Good luck hearing the dialogue now. FML

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By raidered - 08/03/2010 06:16 - United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2012 16:11 - United States - Olathe

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. I said aloud, "Dang, that actor is hot." My grandma pointed out he was a spitting image of my cousin. I realized she was right, and that I may as well be attracted to my own cousin. FML

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By daddyslittlegirl250 - 05/05/2009 02:41 - United States

Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML

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holycrapitsjake 2

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:05

Go to a casino?

21jason 9

Sunday 29 April 2012 20:09

Omigod Kate this FML sounds just like you

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hydro_fml 0

Monday 30 April 2012 13:18

So, do you like flying?

shunshunrikka89 0

Monday 30 April 2012 16:02

I'm guessing you're Kate?

bepatientimadoc 6

Monday 30 April 2012 19:36

Definitely, definitely Kate, man!

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 1:50

I hope you don't have a brother named Damien!

kikikimsicles 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 4:01

Um. Rain Man is a genius. F their life for thinking they're insulting you.

nemcali 34

Saturday 9 November 2013 12:14

Is it because you have a great memory and you're good with numbers?

Cass_x 22

Sunday 17 November 2013 15:20

omigod, lol XD

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 9 July 2014 11:29

That happens...even worse with a lookalike actor/actress...but show em up take notes maybe and don't follow

bleedingglitter 24

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:17

We used to jokingly call one of my little brothers rain man when he was a toddler until we found out he is actually autistic. Less funny now.

bosniangirl27 21

Friday 12 February 2016 15:48

Let me guess, you are Kate.

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