By Anonymous - 11/02/2012 01:06 - Canada

Today, I watched "The Vow" with my girlfriend. When the movie ended, we walked out to the theatre's lobby, and I heard her mutter, "I deserve a guy like him." FML
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ironwords 8

And they say chick flicks are good for men

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bri5083 9

No one can beat Channing Tatum. It's impossible I'm sorry..

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perdix 29

Try to become like him. I've seen the ads, but I won't waste my money on a remake of "50 First Dates." Learn some corny romantic lines and rehearse them until you can say them with a straight face.

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txgirl2013 14

Make her watch **** and say "I need a sex partner like that."

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cntryiscntrywide 0

My self esteem would drop quicker than the ***** in the video can. Then again I'm not a shallow bitch who'd make her boyfriend under appreciated.

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braddah112233 1

THE BEST COMMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON HERE!!!!!! If i could i would like this a million times! Haha

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downtime 12

From her attitude it sounds like that would be a douchebag. Why lower the bar?

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Sumo69 9

My wife is always saying stuff like that to my it's cute right.

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perdix 29

Big mistake! Never take a woman to a movie unless you are clearly hotter than the male lead. That's why I stick with the offerings of Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper and Ryan Reynolds . . . but I avoid movies starring Jack Black and Zach Galifinakis ;)

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heyyy464 1

Say "I deserve a girl as hot as her.."

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juicifer 0

Get her one and do better for yourself!

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twisted_cherub 14

Haven't seen it, or even heard of it, and I'm sure it's probably exaggerated by far. Just give her some flowers and say you wish it could be like the movies so you could spend all your time showering her with affection but you'll always do the best you can in the real world. Cue "I have the greatest guy in the world" sex, which is slow & lacks in any kind of kink but, hey, you're getting some. All we want is to know you think we're special & worth a little romance.

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downtime 12

Yes, lets just pander to her unrealistic expectations and change because we all know the person you are inside isn't good enough. Of course, that's what they need to teach kids these days, "You aren't good enough, be better". Awesome pep talk.

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twisted_cherub 14

If she expects a movie romance, then yes, it's unrealistic. I agreed in another comment that he's already leagues ahead just by taking her to see it, but there are two sides to every story. Maybe this is the only thing he's done for her in a while. Maybe he made sarcastic remarks through the whole movie. Maybe she's feeling insecure about their relationship for any number of reasons and just needs some reassurance. My self-esteem doesn't depend on my boyfriend's actions, but the strength of our relationship does. That goes for my actions as well. What's the point of being together if you don't care about the other person's happiness? I was just encouraging a little sweetness, which goes for both partners.

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badactor009 0

You made some good points and I agree. I go out of my way to treat my wife like a princess because it makes her feel special. It pays off big time. In return I get treated like a king and get plenty of affection and also plenty of what women give when they feel loved and secure. You know what I am talking about. Maintaining a good relationship is not about the facts. Its about how she feels about herself when she is with me.

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mrbuckeye 2

Your first problem is that you went to see The Vow...

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perdix 29

Tell her she also deserves to walk home.

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