Miscellaneous: Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her...

By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By Jacquelinez - 20/05/2012 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went mini golfing with his family. We had a competition going on, and when I managed to get two consecutive holes in one, he started seething and muttered that I'm dangerously close to becoming single. FML

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By Cameron - 29/10/2017 06:00

Today, I went for dinner and bowling with a woman I met online. The Mexican food was great but my bowels started feeling it during our first game. I slipped on the bowling lane and the impact of my ass hitting the ground made me shit myself. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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Give me strength

By GotPunched - 11/04/2009 06:36 - Finland

Today, my girlfriend's friend told her she had seen me shopping with a cute girl. When I came back home, my girlfriend punched me in the face and asked who the girl was. Apparently her friend didn't tell her the "cute girl" was my three year-old niece. I lost a tooth from the punch. FML

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jazzy_123 20

Thursday 26 June 2014 23:19

hey some people just aren't that good at bowling. I'm terrible at it and always get last anytime I play with my bf and his family. that's embarrassing lol

kelsorg 21

Thursday 26 June 2014 23:21

blame it on the guardrails? unless she had none... then you fail

Comments

StarWarsDude13 13

Friday 27 June 2014 1:24

My girlfriend once beat me 124-73

worldclassrager 39

Friday 27 June 2014 1:35

Practice makes perfect...

IamBeeZz 7

Friday 27 June 2014 2:41

Dont be so hard on yourself OP :)

luilu05 5

Friday 27 June 2014 2:42

Lol you're horrible. Did you have the bumpers up?

PaigeLeeAnn11 23

Friday 27 June 2014 3:33

Bowling just isn't what you're good at. I'm sure you're good at something else!

Samii00 10

Friday 27 June 2014 5:05

well u did just call the frames rounds...

Jesswokethisfall 11

Friday 27 June 2014 5:06

this is a fml? -_- someone child beating you at a game.. vs paying a taxi the same amount that would be made that day. -.

CB_LAZ3 11

Friday 27 June 2014 5:13

Look on the bright side, you have a girlfriend

tigrouficele2012 44

Friday 27 June 2014 5:36

Reminds me of summer camp...except I was usually the only person there from Massachusetts (the camp was in Pennsylvania and welcomed people from all over the US), and as I constantly reminded them, we bowl differently here. Not that I'm any good at small-ball candlepin either...