By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 155
You deserved it 3 426

Same thing different taste

Top comments

protective moms.. Better than having a mom that doesn't give a shit about you.

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you should have said, "Actually I'm 17 but, my mom, being at "that age" tends to forget."

Lights_Out_fml 6

Just come back without your mom the next time. It'd be a good icebreaker and he'd laugh it off.

Summer_Baby_x 4

It doesn't really matter if you tell him the truth, it was mean of your mum to try and ruin your chances like that- you never know, you could have gotten married and been happy for the rest of your life, or he could have treated you like crap but either way it's your choice and you need to make it yourself :] xx

kick her in the boob and tell your dad she's cheating. that will teach her not to cockblock you again!! xD

Nevitt 9

what if the guy was a pedophile and he wanted to kidnap you since he thinks your 13? then your mom would have really screwed up.

sparklecherry 4

That's just sweet. Sounds like something I'd do.

BellaMarta 19

Driver's licenses and student IDs come in handy.